For reasons that cannot be rationally explained, Engel & Schultz has been known to celebrate its victories through the composition of limericks. In one instance, having reached a dead-end through all traditional means, the firm even moved the court to schedule its case in verse. (The case was immediately scheduled after one year of prior frustration). While Ogden Nash has nothing to fear, a few of the firm’s efforts at bad poetry follow:

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